Welcome to MOPA the Ministry of Pointless Affairs™ – Officially Unofficial Nonsense.
Brilliantly Dumb Stuff You Didn’t Know You Never Needed
Brilliantly Dumb Stuff You Didn’t Know You Never Needed
Confuse a loved one. Start an existential crisis. Or just say “I thought of you.”
Submit your absurd idea. We’ll overthink it, overengineer it, and maybe ship it. Chaos, guaranteed. Meaning, optional.
Just tell us who they are.
We’ll take it from there. Mistakes will be made.
Let me know the exact vibe you want — dead serious? fake-official? emotionally broken?
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